[450] Fwd: Fw: Cannibal Menu

[John Foege]

*Cannibal** Restaurant*






*A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked*
*over the menu....*

*+Toasted Tourist:**                                         $5.00*

*+ Boiled  Missionary:**                                $10.00*

*+Fried  Explorer:                                          $15.00*







*+Baked/Grilled Politician                           $100.00The cannibal
called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the
politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?They're
so full of shit, it takes all morning."*
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